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I play too much fuckin dota

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.
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imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 
mypugobsession:

Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble.  A grumble of pugs.  

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.